How would you like to have a million hits on your text link ads?
I found two sites (there used to be more, but they closed up) which you can sign up for, verify your e-mail address, put in those text link ads of yours, and promote the link.
Really so easy, just follow instructions from each site:
Million hits 1
Million hits 2
Million hits 3
Million hits 4
Million hits 5
Of course, the trick is to promote, promote, promote.
It's just one link anyway.
And oh, these sites have banners you can promote, too!
It's the VIRAL way to go!